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Remote Imaging Protocol Script  |  1996-02-19  |  4.6 KB  |  640x350  |  4-bit (8 colors)
   ocr: Slouch Scientists disagree. about the evolutionary reasons why the Slouch (Slouchus Sapidus. Morbidus) developed four arms. Was it so. they could scratch their heads without removing bboth hands from under the pillow? To help them fumble for the remote control with both thands without putting down their beers? Slouches are slothful, untalented, and preposterously lazy. They probably would never even have *looked up at the stars, much less visited them, except for the notorious Slouch luck. Never Play craps with a Slouch.